Nothing attracts local tradies and council workers like having a portaloo placed on your verge.

I’m a big Dubai style chocolate guy now.

Littering books around the chairs in my house in a bid to read more.

Generating a podcast from an academic paper via NotebookLM is a killer feature.

Antony Green keen to knock off early on his last shift.

I wasn’t prepared for the tradies next door kickstarting their week by blasting The Bodyguard soundtrack.

Christmas Facehugger still on duty 🫡

Only need to drink five more litres of peppermint tea to clear this Easter heartburn.

It’s that time of year where I commemorate my Twitter peak.

Season one of The Pitt was excellent.

Fifteen seasons in and I’m still dying for Prue to say a cake literally tastes like dogshit on Bake Off

Apple Intelligence is keeping me in the loop with my friends.

The BPM mixes on Spotify are handy for when you want to go for a run or need to push through a sleepy afternoon at work.