Not a good day to be a task on my “Someday” list.
Notes
Jotting bon mots.
Returns to work after two weeks off. Logs in, takes a deep breath, cracks knuckles, breaks thumb, rolls into a ball, dies.
I think I’ve become a Whittaker’s chocolate guy.
Purgatory must be watching the stock footage from online compliance training in an endless loop.
Last day of school energy in the house today.

Got sparkle Siri now iOS has the yeah-nah language pack installed. Instant review: the animation when you hit the button is sick.
Black Doves on Netty goes good. Feels like all the shows I’ve dug this year have Brit connections.
I don’t know what happened to make my Lightroom catalog backups sync to Dropbox properly again but I’m thankful for it.
Day four of my lower back resembling a six car pile up. Ain’t no fun.
I may need to pour my second coffee into my eyes.
Curbside collection is on again so it’s like Bartertown out on them streets.

My favourite iPhone 16 pro camera feature, after upgrading from the 14 pro, is the ability to apply portrait mode after I’ve taken a photo.
Three weeks of interval running and my VO₂ max is back up in the average zone according to my Apple Health.
Feels good 💪
I’m convinced there’s a Spotify admin who randomly unsaves albums I’ve saved just to mess with my head.
It’s the Truman Show of music services.
A 5am wake up for a workout has knobs on it. But, once you’ve done it, it feels like you’ve robbed a bank.