Notes

Jotting bon mots.

Daylight savings starts.

Me: I’ll just adjust a few meeting times so things don’t move around unexpectedly for folks.

Calendars everywhere explode.

I hope the airport chaplain isn’t going on the plane I’m about to board to perform an exorcism.

Nothing says it’s writing end-of-year manager reviews time like working at the kitchen table while listening to the Doom Eternal game soundtrack.

Sure, reducing my hire car excess to $0 cost me a kidney, but now I can close my eyes and let the wind flow through my hair like Nick Cage each time I park this thing.

I think, “how can these machines replace the glittering beauty of the human mind?” and then I board a flight and watch three people try to sit in the same seat and someone else attempt to fit a Mini Cooper in the overhead luggage hold.

Just plunged up a rotting paddle pop stick from the kids’ bathroom sink. I strode out of there like a homicide detective who’d cracked a case.